The word "sticky" does not mean "full of sticks".

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I've seen this crop up several times over the last few days and I just wanted to let you know that someone who is crying very hard is bawling their eyes out, not balling. Thanks for the, er, interesting mental images, though.

Love,
missbutters

If the register light is off and there is a sign on the conveyor belt that says "lane closed", it means that this lane is, in fact, closed.

I'm at the point where I'm tired of arguing with you about it. I don't know how to dumb it down more than "lane closed".

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I DON'T CARE THAT A NEW SUPER-SIZE SPIDER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! PLEASE TAKE THAT ARTICLE OFF THE HOMEPAGE!

Weeping in a Corner,
Jenny

Please stop dying. This is not a cool new trend. Death is not the new Twitter.

Thanks in advance,
Butters

"Except" and "accept" do not mean the same thing.

Thanks,
Jenny

A pet peeve is a minor annoyance, something that bothers you a lot, but that another individual may not care about at all. So when I see people listing racism, sexism and homophobia as their pet peeves, I have to assume that to them racism is just something that annoys them, something that irks them a little, but in the greater scheme of things it ( Read more... )